Resurrection 2.0

Well, here we are once again. I was hoping to have this up and running on the anniversary of closing the first church but it just did not happen. I am not surprised and you should not be either. I am always late. Why? I am lazy. Today it's raining and my head is pounding harder than the heart of a four hundred pound man after making a mad dash for the Hickory Farms "after holiday sale" at the mall. So today is a perfect day for this.

So let's start things off with a little lesson in things that are bad when they are late and things that are good when they are late.

Things That are Bad When Late

Your paycheck
Your annoying significant other when she makes you fifteen minutes late to Rocky Balboa
Your monthly issue of Safety Precautions @ the ATM*
The pizza
Her period

Things That are Good When Late

Anything JDV does....

Enjoy!



* ATM refers to the porn phenomenon Ass to Mouth. We will explore this deeper in the future.