Pat Robertson Watches Too Much T.V. and Thinks God Isn't Perfect

OK, by now everyone has heard the latest inane drivel to come out of Pat Robertson's mouth, if not read this...

Nostra"Dumb Ass"

Wow where to begin?

Let's Start here...

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

One can deduce from these statements that Pat Robertson is a fan of the television show Jericho. I can't say that I blame him, it is a good show but Pat it's just T.V. I realize you seem to have a hard time differentiating fiction from non-fiction , hell I've seen more truths on Cheaters than the 700 Club, but come on this is going overboard.

Next, it seems Pat has had a few sit-downs with God. During these pow wows over tea God informed him of upcoming changes in the world. Usually when someone talks to God they are hanging over the toilet after a raucous night of drinking or they are awaiting test results from the free clinic, not insinuating that Pat was doing either of these, I'm just saying.

In regards to his predictions after his talks with God, he said...

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

There you have it, breaking news! Pat Robertson claims that God is not perfect! If God told him these things and they didn't happen, well good old Pat just took a shit on the big guy upstairs.

So what can we as concerned citizens gather from this latest moronic babble.....

Pat Robertson is to Christianity as AIDS is to unprotected sex.

Fear not though after his 700 Club rambling Robertson was secretly filmed by the paparazzi.



I think we are good.