Michael Vick, quarterback for the the choke worthy Atlanta Falcons wandered off of the grounds of his winter home on Thursday. He managed to make his way to the airport before he was stopped by police. To the surprise of the police, they found a 20 ounce water bottle that reeked of Marijuana. When questioned Vick went into his impression of Dolemite and proclaimed " that shit ain't mine, man!"After the incident, Vick was escorted by Jim Moron, the associate director of Atlanta's Home for the Mentally Challenged back to the compound. Moron said " I am surprised he didn't try to run from the police, maybe they were in a Tampa 2 formation, that always confuses Michael."
Once back in the warm cozy gym with his comrades Vick looked happier than a Seahawks fan after Roma's infamous pulling of a "Jimi Hendrix." Vick blamed Charlie, the prankster hanging his head in guilt in the photo, for the incident. He said " Charlie is always doing this, one time he leaked to the press that I gave some hooker herpes. Charlie has cost me more money than my brother. "
When asked about Vick's comments, Charlie answered, " I think I make stinky in my pants."
Vick vowed revenge.
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