Does the guy that runs Martian Anthropology have stock in Blog Explosion? Every time I surf Martian Anthropology is ALWAYS the first blog that comes up.
Why is blog not considered a word in Microsoft Works? Hasn’t everyone jumped on the blog train? What are you waiting for Mr. Gates?
Why are ugly people allowed to breed? Haven’t you learned by now ugly + ugly = well ugly.
Boston Legal is still the best show on T.V.
Why do the Black Panthers call themselves the Black Panthers? Isn’t use of the word black overkill?
Jenna Jameson is the perfect woman if you can get past the fact that she has had more cocks than the woman in the shoe.
Why do we have Yield signs? The majority of idiots stop at them, just make them Stop signs and help lower intelligent people’s insurance premiums.
Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is the greatest double record ever.
Why is it called the Special Olympics? I know Laugh Olympics is taken but it’s more fitting.
I am thinking about starting a church. Everyone should worship me.
When I go to the movie theater and order a small soda I do not want the special. If I had wanted the 10 dollar special I would have said give me the special.
Taco Bell employees never get my order right.
Axe body wash lies! According to the directions, all I have to do is lather up, wash off and I will have two chicks waiting for me when I get out of the shower. This is not true.
Everyone knows they will keep watching American Idol even though Chrome Dome is gone…Why…because everyone loves a retard…Go Taylor!
Four days to Californians is actually five to Virginians. Yeah my power supply didn’t arrive in four days like I was promised.
Drugs turned Leif Garrett from a teen heart throb to looking like a pedophile.
Gene Simmons’ record Asshole is lyrically the most retarded album ever.
Why does Poison continue to tour?
Ashley Parker Angel actually has talent unfortunately he has a fucking stupid name.
Why can’t people distinguish between your and you’re?
Jaywalking carries a fine but having five children by five different fathers gets you government support…come on now.
Porn movies give out false hope. Men can not last for 45 minutes doing all sorts of nasty thing to women and the majority of women do not like to take a point blank shot to the face.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
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"Jenna Jameson is the perfect woman"
That is going to offend damn near every woman on the planet, including Jenna if she reads the rest of that statement.
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